Beaten by a girl…

  I was coaching, my son, Lance’s under 6’s rugby team this Sunday. Lance’s twin sister, Erin, wanted to come and play. Most of the lads looked on in amazement as they were beaten by a girl. Yep, Erin ran circles around them. Whereas most of the lads...

I had him on the ropes…

I was in court yesterday going toe to toe with a defense barrister. I had him on the ropes a few times. Why? No, the fashion police had not caught up with me! I was a witness, a victim of a fraudster, who of course was innocent! If you’ve ever been a witness...

I thought I was in trouble…

I walked through the door the other day only to find Mrs P looking at me seriously. I thought I was in trouble. Had she found those clothes I wear when she goes out? My daughter, Fleur, was standing there. Mrs P said, “Fleur has something to tell...