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Santa’s Watching…

Santa

Santa’s watching… Thats what I’ve been telling the kids on the build up to Christmas. Santa’s watching! Tidy your room. Eat your greens. Wash my truck (I’m a cruel Dad). But guess what…they’ve been doing it! Because they want Santa to visit them. THE RESULT…GOOD BEHAVIOUR. Tidy rooms. Eating broccoli (c’mon it is good for […]

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I ate bird guts for Christmas dinner…

woodcock

I ate bird guts for christmas dinner. Whilst pretty horrific its better to try something than to never try anything at all!

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The worst thing you can do…

Lose weight now

Not long till the big guy comes down the chimney. Yes I still believe in fairies (been a few of those at training recently!) But the worst thing you can do this time of year is take you foot off the gas. Stop training, stop exercising. “Well you’re going to say that aren’t you Russell?” […]

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Lessons to be learnt from the SAS

sas

If you’re like me, you’ve been glued to tv… SAS:  Who Dares Wins. Being hooded, tied up, tortured. Then interrogated. Grueling physical exercise, stress positions…no sleep. It’s like a Friday night in with Mrs P! I have to take my hat off to all involved though. The staff, the recruits. They’ve got balls Seriously, there are […]

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Why people fail…

sorry

So why do people fail when it come to their health? I’m laying here in my sick bed. Not feeling too great today. I just text Mrs P (who’s downstairs) if she’d bring me up a cup of tea! You should have heard the language! I didn’t know she knew such words! I’m resting up ready […]

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Beaten by a girl…

rugby

  I was coaching, my son, Lance’s under 6’s rugby team this Sunday. Lance’s twin sister, Erin, wanted to come and play. Most of the lads looked on in amazement as they were beaten by a girl. Yep, Erin ran circles around them. Whereas most of the lads will go for a bit of rough […]

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I had him on the ropes…

justice

I was in court yesterday going toe to toe with a defense barrister. I had him on the ropes a few times. Why? No, the fashion police had not caught up with me! I was a witness, a victim of a fraudster, who of course was innocent! If you’ve ever been a witness before you’ll […]

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I thought I was in trouble…

information overload

I walked through the door the other day only to find Mrs P looking at me seriously. I thought I was in trouble. Had she found those clothes I wear when she goes out? My daughter, Fleur, was standing there. Mrs P said, “Fleur has something to tell you”… (phew…I was off the hook). Fleur (who’s […]

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No beer to celebrate the rugby…

Beer

My friend Keith is a die hard rugby fan. An Irishman through and through. But he’s had no beer to celebrate the rugby so far…just mineral water! Why? Well I was coaching Keith last night. He’s lost an amazing 2 stone in a month, give or take a pound. He’s been working hard on his […]

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Cameron’s put me off pork for a while…

Have you seen the news with our prime minister? Allegedly placing his private parts in a dead pigs mouth some years ago! It’s put me off pork for a while. And I’m certainly not having pulled pork tonight! (ok enough jokes.) Poor old Cameron, love him or hate him, he doesn’t deserve this in the […]

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